No food was harmed today. Just butter, and maybe the pan. But it's stainless steel, so I had indeed forseen this outcome. Also, I misremembered the kitchen faucet in yesterday's strip. This is how it really is.

Actually, just read everything on Kiwis By Beat.
The comics I read regularly are Sam and Fuzzy, Questionable Content, and XKCD.

Also Gunnerkrigg Court, Gunshow, Penny-Arcade, and American Elf.