Or a big pile of rocks.

Oh, by the way, that security thing? They gave me the training and licensing and guaranteed me an interview with one of my clients, but then I came here while waiting for my license to come in the mail. Perhaps a security guard company in Belleville will put me on somewhere here in Trenton, as I can get anywhere by walking.

By the way, there's a FORUM link near the bottom of the page. Feel free to come say hi.